[ he doesn't manage to keep his insufferable smugness under wraps, looking like the biggest douche of the century but he doesn't even give a shit because he's kind of got jake in the palm of his hand here. literally. as great as this is though, it's not getting him off in the slightest and he's so hard his pants are an unwelcome friction against him. he keeps one hand threaded with jake's, uses the other to fish around under the mattress for... yep, a small bottle that's bright pink and has STRAWBERRY FLAVORED printed in thick letters across the face of it. he's totally serious about this lube thing, ok? hot pink liquids go up the butts of serious dudes. ]
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